Strange happenings at a common place
This is it! The post for all astrologers and soothsayers. Prophets of old, prophets of new, all gather here to discuss Strange Happenings at a Common Place.
Today, May 7, 2010, I crossed a black cat’s path. In fact, I crossed two black cat’s paths. If anybody knows what will happen next, please let me know. -Fur-tree III
Today, May 7, 2010, I heard a back door creak. I assumed it to be Charlie, the ghost that came from the TV. It couldn’t have been the sun beating down on the door, for Charlie hates hot places. -A filent, fly, flick, fleuth that haf flown through the flaw in a flew with a flea and a fly. Many hoppy returnf- may they be great and varied!
Today, May 8, 2010, I had a black cat drool on me. If anyone knows what this strange omen means, please contact me at once. -Mr. Squeaky Boots
Today, May 11, 2010, I saw an alien grinning at me. Supposed to be from an unknown planet, this strange creature carries a green and gold gun and is of a yellowish tinge. He constantley points in the same direction: toward me. His name begin with two letters that look like M and a. If anyone has seen this abnormal creature please let me know. -A little green man from Mars
Today, May 15, 2010, I discovered a deck of playing cards. They did not have any spades, hearts, clubs, or diamonds on them. They looked completely different. Curious, I tried to tell my fortune from them. From the cards, it would seem that I will meet a wicked spirit on my birthday. This spirit will have a forked tongue and a hairy back. -Tadwh MCCLXXVII
Today, May 27, 2010, I discovered a piece of equipment that had crashed. It appeared to be made by someone very accomplished in engineering. It still appeared to be working. a blue light was on the whole time I was looking at it and a yellow light was flashing on and off. I discovered that it could power up my MP3 player! I intend to make great use of this technological item.
-Dongo XXIII
Today, October 29, 2010, I had a thouhgt. I thought about thinking about the thought, but decided against it. If anyone has had the same fthought, please notify me. -Indangerofbeingindanger himself.
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